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I'm not stupid (Small)

I'm not stupid (Small)

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"I Have to See the Sweets Before I Get Into the Van" Wooden Heart Decoration – Playful, Quirky, Bold

For those with a wicked sense of humour and a love of all things silly, our "I Have to See the Sweets Before I Get Into the Van" Wooden Heart Decoration is the ultimate conversation starter.

Crafted from high-quality wood and designed in playful shades of pink, black, and white, this heart-shaped piece is equal parts cute and mischievous. The quote proudly declares your non-negotiable terms — because you're cheeky, not daft!

Hang it in your kitchen, bedroom, office, or anywhere you want to show off your fun side. It’s the perfect unexpected gift for friends who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to show it.

Product Highlights:

  • Made from sturdy, premium wood for lasting charm
  • Fun pink background with bold black and white accents
  • Quirky quote: "I Have to See the Sweets Before I Get Into the Van. I’m Not Stupid"
  • Lightweight and easy to hang anywhere in your home
  • A great gift for pranksters, sweet lovers, and anyone who appreciates a silly statement

Sweet, sassy, and impossible to ignore — just like you.

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